My Version of Red Riding Hood

We've all read the typical tale of Little Red.. but I have created an Aggie version of this tale.

Little Aggie Hood © by Samantha Bingham

Once upon a time in a land far, far away
There lived a girl with a hood of maroon and gray.
She lived with her family, filled with Aggie pride
A kind of tradition that is known worldwide.
Little Hood was told to make a trip
Mother gave her a can of Southern cheese dip.
To grandmother's house, Hood took off in a hurry
While assuring her mother there was no need to worry.
Her mother was right in her unsecurities there
Because in the wood lay a monster with burnt orange hair.
Hood made it to grandmother's house not
Instead by the burnt orange bevo she was caught.
But fear not for this little Aggie girl
For a tune came to mind and she gave it a whirl.
Hullabaloo Caneck, Caneck... she sang so strong
And it was heard in the wood by all those who belong.
Among these were members of the Corps of Cadets
And soon that bull bevo had many regrets.
The cadets rescued her from that creature so mean
And Hood said she'd repay them with something routine.
All the Aggies had a great dinner that night
Because Little Aggie Hood knew how to cook bevo just right!